Tummy Ache

Dear Body,

It's been days again since my last bowel movement.. is that another sign of old age.. my tummy hurts.

you suck

me
5/13/2010

later that day.....

Dear Body, you sent my period a week and half early ( seriously, thanks for that gift) but what I really want is a bowel movement, cause I'm getting irritable.

thanks,
me